I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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