her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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