So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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