Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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