he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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