didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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