Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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