your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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