A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
