So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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