Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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