I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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