YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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