TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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