We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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