at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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