My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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