doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So much rum. So many feels.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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