My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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