HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dicks are not precious.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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