so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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