Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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