i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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