She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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