your room smells of hookers.
And success
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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