whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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