hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
the raccoons are back...
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