On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
where am i from again
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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