Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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