Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
People in love make me want to vomit
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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