i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
