I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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