The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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