So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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