protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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