you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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