I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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