i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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