You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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