I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
All the doctor said was why
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize