Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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