I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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