How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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