SEEEEXXX PLEASE
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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