I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I puked a lego.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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