good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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