Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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