i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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