I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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