ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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