she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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