the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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