I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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