break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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