Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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