That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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