why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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